Retire At: 35
Tattered and distressed denim jeans have been a popular staple in fashion for quite some time. There were the bellbottoms, then the acid washed phase, and now we’re currently in the “bedazzled” era. As you get older, you might want to start moving away from these over-the-top styles and stick to something more simple and timeless. You’d be surprised how good you’ll look in just regular old boot cut blue jeans. Darker colors are quite versatile and can be used in a variety of situations.